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"Why The Suits?"

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John Lamerton
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Thanks to Mister Metric’s remarkable ability to improve my website my ecommerce business has seen growth and a significant return on investment....
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We know that every tweak and change made to our website further improves conversions, and we will definitely be spending money with Stu and the team again.  If you want to improve your bottom line, then I sugges...
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I'd recommend them to anybody that's serious about wanting to get the right results from the right customer for their business. They know what they're doing, as far as what works and you can be sure that your websi...
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I'd just like to give a big thanks to Stu Morrison for the amazing work he and his team just did for my website. If I had a website that needed fixing, I'd hire Stuart, which is exactly what happened. I couldn't rec...
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When I first started working with Stuart I was unsure as to what to do about getting a website, I had a few design ideas, but I had no real understanding of how to use the web to support and grow my business idea, w...

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