Bespoke Comedy
Poems
I write poems to order, funny
poems. I can write serious poems but find
that funny poems get more laughs. Poetry
for non poets, comedy, laughter and
rhymes all at reasonable rates.
Commission me to write a poem for you to
add to your speech. I'll even coach you
how to perfom it for maximum
laughter.
Bespoke Writing F.A.Q.'s
I'm no good with words, can you help me?
Yes, yes I can. You call me for a chat, tell me
how long you want the poem, the names of the
happy couple and a few anecdotes and what their
likes and dislikes are and I'll do the rest.
You pay 50% up front and 50% on completion. The
poem can be outrageous, funny, sweet, touching,
or all of those things rolled into one, it's up
to you. But that's not all...
Call me on 07968
756595 to explain your fears about the
forthcoming event
I'm
no good at performing, won't that
matter? No it won't because I will
coach you and give you advice, I've been
performing now for many years and can help you
deliver your speech and poem to best effect.
There are a range of options depending on how
confident you are feeling about delivering your
speech and the poem. But I can listen, advise,
offer help on delivering your whole speech or
just the funny poem you have commissioned me
for. Every poem comes with an audio file I'll
record on how the poem should be performed. You
can then listen to it as many times as you
want.
Call me on 07968
756595 and tell me your
fears
Will
the poem be unique?
Yes, yes it will. I am not Hallmark Cards, you
are commissioning me, a writer, to provide you
with a unique piece of writing. I WILL NOT
CHEAT YOU. Every poem will contain unique
references to your event so have no fear, it's
a bespoke, unique and ultimately personal
product.
Call me on 07968
756595 to talk to me about a unique
poem
So
it'll cost a lot of money?
Yes, yes it will you'll probably have to
re-mortgage. Ok, no you won't, but prices are
much more reasonable thatn you might think.
Prices start at £50.00 plus VAT and rise to,
well, the sky is the limit. I can tailor the
poem to your budget giving you something truly
personal and special for any big day such as a
wedding, landmark birthday or other family
event. This is a really special way for you to
show how much you care and it's a very
thoughtful present which is totally unique.
Call me on 07968
756595 to chat about budget and
costs
Can I read
samples? Yes and no. Yes you can
read samples of my work. Click Here but no I won't
show you any other bespoke poetry, and that is
the guarantee I give all my customers. Your
poem is unique, you own copyright and you can
do with it what you will. Consider that, I give
up all ownership to the reproductions rights
and as the product is highly personal and I
think it would be in bad taste to show it round
like a prize specimen. If you want more samples
I have plenty I can email you.
Call me on 07968
756595 to discuss your
requirements
You keep talking about
weddings do you do poems for other
events?
Bespoke poetry for any occasion, why not call
me and ask for a quote? Add a special something
to your company Christmas speech or end of year
round up? I can take any situation, find the
humour then give you a poem to suit. Not
available in the shops, there you get pre
printed, mass produced, non specific poetry,
call me for a unique product and a special
service.
Call me on 07968
756595 to see if I can help
you
Stand Up
Poetry
Weddings
Best Man Speeches
Groom's Speeches
Bride's Speeches
Bar Mitzvahs
Hen Nights
Stag
Dos
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Corporate
Speeches
Any Speeches!
Comedy Speeches
After Dinner Speeches
Comedy Poetry
Stand up Comedy
Sit down Comedy
Scripts
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If you
require any other type of humourous writing
then I can help you. From fleshing out an idea
to a full writing service I'll polish up your
act. If you have
a writing job not mentioned still get in touch
as I would love to hear about your
project
and offer any help I can. Phone calls are
free, work costs!
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my brain read my blog
here
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up to.
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