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Client
F.A.Q.'s
If
you're considering booking a Corporate
Comedian then you are certain to have
about a million questions give or take a
few hundred thousand. Well, deep breath,
relax those shoulders and read on,
hopefully the following answers to the
most Frequently Asked Questions I hear
will still your mental maelstrom, calm
the panic and provide clarity where once
before there was just confusion.
Remember, this is my job, I have done my
job successfully for over 8 years now and
part of my job is to make you look good!
After you have finished reading, call to
discuss your exact requirements and book
a
professional corporate
entertainer
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If the following F.A.Q.
guide doesn't offer you the answer you were
looking for then why not just pick up the phone
and call and ask the question? Want something
different, not mentioned, weird, then please
call. We like to say yes to client requests and
unless you ask we can't say yes! So call!!!
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Booking
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Whatever
the size of your
organisation, duration of
your event or number of
dates you have, you can
rely on me to help you
make the proceedings a
memorable occassion. If
you have organised events
before then great I'll
work to your schedule if
this is your first event
then that's fine too and
with my experience I'll
prevent you from causing
yourself
headaches.
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Well calling
me first to disucss is always a
good start but if you just
wanna go ahead and get a date
in the diary then it's very
easy, call me or email and
provide the following
information;
- Your
Name.
- Company
Name.
- Job
Title; PA to the CEO,
Marketing manager that sort
of thing.
- Contact
details; Telephone, Company
address, Website, email,
etc.
- Date of
the event; The exact date.
If you want to discuss
multpile dates call
me.
- Location
of event; Venue address is
good, town or area is
OK.
- Time of
performance; Specific
8:00pm prompt or just
afternoon, morning, all
day.
- Your
budget; Why not call to
discuss though?
- Any
special requirements. I.E.
Black Tie, Surprise
Appearance, Mention the
boss, etc.
I'll then generate a
contract and invoice and mail
them to you for signing and
return with payment. No muss no
fuss. Usually though it's best
we have a chat about the best
use of my time at your event
and other bits and bobs.
Click
here fill out the form
&
email
or simply
Call;
07968
756595
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How do
I know if you are any
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Perfectly
valid question consider
this; I have been honing
my skills for over 8
years, I am also a
member of
Equity the Actors
Union and
come with full public liability
insurance for your peace of
mind. Being a comedian is my
full time occupation, this is
how I earn my living and as
such I take pride in my act, my
performances and my
reputation.
But hey, if you need further
proof I can provide you with my
Showreel, request a copy via my
contact
form here,
or why not see what other
people who have paid me to
perform say about my act(s) on
my
testimonials
page or
Call; 07968
756595
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What
do you
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I
come with all my own
props, suits, make-up and
effects, however staging
maybe required, lighting
too and a PA system with
CD player and a
microphone but all this
is depending on the
venue, occassion and size
of audience
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offer equipment hire with
technicians at very
competitive rates. But if
it happens to be an
exhibition stand, a tent
in a field or in a shop
then I will still give
you 100% commitment. The
success of your event
matters to me and I will
work as hard as I can to
achieve that.
Call;
07968
756595
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Can we
vet your act? or What do you
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Yes you
can check out the act
however the my
performances are a bit
free form, a bit 'in the
moment' spontaneous, fun
and energetic which is
what makes them so funny
(In my humble opinion!).
Please do not confuse
this with chaotic,
anarchic or unplanned. I
do have jokes, skits,
bits and sketches they
just sometimes evolve as
I perform them according
to the circumstances. If
you have an exact script
I need to learn then that
is also 100% OK by me. As
I said, I will work to
make your event the best
it can be.
Call Me on;
07968
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How do
I make
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Cheque or
bank transfer cleared
before the event unless
otherwise agreed in
writing beforehand all
performances are charged
as fixed fees. If there
is a problem with this or
you need more information
then please feel free
to Call; 07968
756595
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What
arrangements do you need in
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venue? |
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A warm
dressing room with toilet
facilities and a bowl of
fruit and lots of water
is usually the minimum,
food is often provided
depending on timings etc.
But I'm willing to work
with what is available,
however the water really
is necessary! Technical
requirements can be
discussed when making a
booking. I have a wealth
of experience in staging
my performances to
optimise the space
available and make your
event look
exceptional.
Call; 07968
756595
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Do
you have a Passport, Driving
License and Car?
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Yes, yes and
yes I do and they're used
regularly to travel to
wherever the gig is.
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P.S.
If you still have questions
then just call me and I'll
answer them right
now!
Call;
07968 756595
(yup,
I definitely want you to
call
me!)
Read my
Corporate Client
F.A.Q.'s
or
Read my
Corporate
Testimonials
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My
Lookalike, Impersonation, Tribute Acts
Available for Corporate, Private and Club
events
Professional,
Full Equity approved
performer
,
comedian
,
actor
, impersonator
, lookalike
and tribute artist
of great comedy characters.
Ali G,
Borat and
Little Britain for
corporate bookings, events or private party
entertainment. If you have a project, event or
marketing message you'd like to book me for
please get in touch:
Call:
07968
756595
Or
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All original
material © 1997-2008 Stuart Morrison
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TESTIMONIALS
Guest
Presenter
Football Focus BBC One
"Very rarely do you come across an actor or
presenter that is willing to work hard
as Borat [Stuart] did for
us. His no fear attitude to approaching
people made a very demanding shoot a walk in
the park for all those involved. Would not
think twice about using or recommending our
favourite Kazakhstan reporter
again."
SUNIL
PATEL
PRODUCER, BBC
Sports
Surprise
Guest
New BBC Dating
Show
"Thanks so much for
coming. You were the high point of my day - got
it absolutely spot on."
GILL
WILSON
PRODUCER,
Endemol
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