F.A.Q.'s by Corporate Clients

If you're considering booking a Corporate Comedian then you are certain to have about a million questions give or take a few hundred thousand. Well, deep breath, relax those shoulders and read on, hopefully the following answers to the most Frequently Asked Questions I hear will still your mental maelstrom, calm the panic and provide clarity where once before there was just confusion. Remember, this is my job, I have done my job successfully for over 8 years now and part of my job is to make you look good! After you have finished reading, call me to discuss your exact requirements and talk to a professional corporate entertainer.

To make a booking enquiry or to simply ask a question not covered below please call me;
Mobile	:	07968 756595
Office	:	01483 841400
International	:	0044 1483 841400

		Frequently Asked Questions
Q.		How much do you charge? What's your fee? What do you cost?
A.		I call this the 'how long's a bit of string' question. Unfortunately there's no easy, 'one price fits all' answer to it, it would make my life easier of there was but there is never a standard gig and I'd be suspicious of anyone who gives you just a flat one price fits all fee, you know that you get what you pay for! My fee will depend on a number of variables; duration of performance, number of performances, type of performance, amount of preparation, how good looking you are, the number of chairs in the room if it's a Thursday, you know the usual stuff. The best answer I can give is phone me, we can have a quick chat and I'll tailor my fee and performance to suit your exact company requirements, and work this to best fit your budget. Remember I am an experienced professional and member of Equity. However my experience will save you wasting your time and money elsewhere! Call Me on; 07968 756595
Q.		Are you available tonight or tomorrow? or Are you booked on (insert your date here)?
A.		Yes, no, err, maybe? My diary gets booked well in advance however due to cancellations sometimes a date becomes available at short notice. Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays are usually most in demand but if you have a specific date for your corporate event in mind I'd say calling sooner rather than waiting is your best bet. Call Me on; 07968 756595
Q.		How long do you perform for?
A.		I tailor my show to your requirements, call me to discuss. As a rule of thumb 45 mins to an hour is typical, longer is an option. Shorter? Well like spice, a little can go a long way! Your best option is to phone and talk to me about what you want, I have a lot of corporate entertainment experience and will offer you the best solution to your events requirements. Call Me on; 07968 756595
Q.		Do you do Company Birthday's, Company Barbeques, Corporate Days Out, etc...?
A.		Yes, yes and yes. I also open shops, launch products, provide compering duties, host awards ceremonies and can even be used to provide after dinner entertainment. You're the customer tell me what corporate entertainment you want. Call Me on; 07968 756595
Q.		How much swearing is there and are you suitable for a family audience?
A.		I usually work clean, but I also offer a slightly more, ahem, 'adult' version. Whatever you feel is most appropriate. I also offer a joke customisation service to tailor my comedy to your company's message, product range, corporate slogan etc... Call Me on; 07968 756595
Q.		Where are you based and where do you travel to?
A.		I'm based in Surrey in the UK but like a fine wine I travel well. I have performed for corporate events across Europe, in the US and all over the UK and I will travel to wherever your corporate event is being held. Call Me on; 07968 756595 (I think I see a pattern emerging!)
Q.		What do you do?
A.		Make people laugh. How? Well that will depend on what the circumstances are; Stand-up comedy, impressions/impersonations, lookalike, if you want funny then I'm 'Mr. Corporate Comedy'! if you have a specific requirement in mind then please Call Me on; 07968 756595 (Yes, it's a pattern!)
Q.		Can we have you for just 5 minutes? or Can we have you for 2 Weeks or more?
A.		Budgets will dictate what you can have but if you're flexible I can be flexible too. I have performed for 5 mins up to, well recently I performed as Borat for a corporate client at an expo for 12 hours a day. This is the exception but however long you need I can provide. Call Me on; 07968 756595
Q.		Are you 'self contained'? or What do you need?
A.		I come with all my own props, suits, make-up and effects, however staging maybe required, lighting too and a PA system with CD player and a microphone but all this is depending on the venue, occassion and size of audience. I can offer equipment hire with technicians at very competitive rates. Call Me on; 07968 756595 (I think I need you to call me)
Q.		Can you perform on an exhibition stand? In a shop? On a revolving platform?
A.		Yes I can, and have. Let me know your venue, event or corporate do and I'll advise you how to best maximise my impact. I can even write some material tailored to your exact corporate event or marketing message. Call Me on; 07968 756595
Q.		Can you help us write funny 'on message' material?
A.		Yes I can, and often have. Call Me on; 07968 756595
Q.		Have you got a showreel?
A.		Yes I do, contact me for a copy in a format of your choice. Call Me on; 07968 756595
		P.S. If you still have questions then just call me and I'll answer them right now! Call Me on; 07968 756595 (yup, I definitely want you to call me!)