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Client
Booking
F.A.Q.s
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Q.
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How
much to book Stuart? What's
his fee? What's the
cost? |
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A.
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This is the
'how long's a bit of string'
question. Unfortunately there's
no easy, 'one price fits all'
answer to it, it would make
life easier if there was but
there is never a standard gig.
Be suspicious of anyone who
gives you a flat "one price
fits all" fee, you know that
you get what you pay
for! Fees will depend on a
number of variables; duration
of performance, number of
performances, type of
performance, amount of
preparation, how good looking
you are, the number of chairs
in the room, if it's a
Thursday, you know the usual
stuff. The best answer is to
call and have a quick
chat. Fees will be tailored to
suit needs and budgets and to
suit your exact company
requirements. Stuart is an
experienced professional and
member of Equity his experience
will save you wasting your time
and money elsewhere!
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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Q.
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Is he
available tonight or
tomorrow? or Is he booked on
(insert your date
here)? |
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Yes, no, err,
maybe? Stuart gets booked
well in advance however due to
cancellations sometimes a date
becomes available at short
notice. Fridays, Saturdays and
Sundays are usually most in
demand but if you have a
specific date for your
corporate event in mind calling
sooner rather than waiting is
your best bet.
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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Q.
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How
long does he perform
for? |
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Shows are
tailored to suit your
requirements. As a rule of
thumb 45 mins to an hour is a
typical set, longer is an
option. Shorter? Well like
spice, a little can go a long
way! Your best option is to
phone and talk to about what
you want. With his wealth of
corporate entertainment
experience you will be
offeref the best solution to
your events
requirements.
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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Q.
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Does
Stuart do Company
Birthday's, Company
Barbeques, Corporate Days
Out,
etc...? |
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Yes, yes and
yes. Stuart also opens shops,
launches products, provides
compering duties, hosts awards
ceremonies and can even be used
to provide after dinner
entertainment. You're the
customer, what sort of comedy
corporate entertainment you
want.
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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Q.
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How
much swearing is there
and is his comedy
show suitable for a
family
audience? |
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Stuart works
clean, but also offers a
slightly more, ahem, 'adult'
version if required to do so.
Whatever you the customer feels
is most appropriate is what we
will provide.Stuart tailors his
comedy act to your company's
message, product range,
corporate slogan etc... Just
ask.
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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Q.
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Where is he based
and where does he travel
to?
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Based in
Surey in the UK but like a fine
wine he travels well and has
performed for corporate events
across Europe, the US and
all over the UK.
Stuart will travel to
wherever your corporate event
is.
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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Q.
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What
does he do?
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Make people laugh. How? Well
that will depend on what the
circumstances are; Stand-up
comedy,
impressions/impersonations,
lookalike, if you want funny
then Stuart will provide it for
your corporate event! if you
have a specific requirement in
mind then
please...
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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Q.
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Can we
have Stuart for just 5
minutes? or Can we
have Stuart for 2 Weeks
or more? |
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Budgets will
dictate what you can have but
if you're flexible we can
be flexible too. Stuart's
performed for 5 mins up to,
well recently he performed
as Borat for a corporate client
at an expo for 12 hours a day.
This is the exception but
however long you need we can
provide a solution.
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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Q.
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Is
he 'self contained'? or
What does
he need? |
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Stuart comes with
all his own props, suits,
make-up and effects as you
would expect. Staging maybe
required, lighting too and a PA
system with CD player and a
microphone but all this is
depending on the venue,
occassion and size of
audience. We
can offer equipment hire
with technicians at very
competitive
rates.
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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Q.
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Can he
perform on an exhibition
stand? In a shop? On a
revolving
platform? |
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Yes, yes and
yes, and has. Tell
us your venue, event
or theme and we'll advise
you how to best
maximise Stuart's impact.
He'll also write "on message"
material tailored to your
corporate event.
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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Can
you help us write funny 'on
message'
material? |
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Yes, and
often does.
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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Q.
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Have
you got a
showreel? |
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Yes,
contact us for a copy in a
format of your
choice.
For availabilty call -
UK:
07528
584937
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International:
0044 7528 584
937
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P.S. If
you still have questions
then just call and
they'll be answered right
now!
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