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Client
F.A.Q.'s
If you're considering booking a
Corporate Comedian then you are certain
to have about a million questions give or
take a few hundred thousand. Well, deep
breath, relax those shoulders and read
on, hopefully the following answers to
the most Frequently Asked Questions I
hear will still your mental maelstrom,
calm the panic and provide clarity where
once before there was just confusion.
Remember, this is my job, I have done my
job successfully for over 8 years now and
part of my job is to make you look good!
After you have finished reading, think
about your requirements and call me to
discuss your event, corporate or
private and book a
professional
entertainer
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If the following F.A.Q.
guide doesn't offer you the answer you were
looking for then why not just pick up the phone
and call and ask the question? Want something
different, not mentioned, weird, then please
call. We like to say yes to client requests and
unless you ask we can't say yes! So call!!!
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Frequently Asked
Questions
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How
much do you charge? What's
your fee? What do you
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I call this
the 'how long's a bit of
string' question.
Unfortunately there's no
easy, 'one price fits all'
answer to it, it would make
my life easier of there was
but there is never a standard
gig and I'd be suspicious of
anyone who gives you just a
flat one price fits all fee,
you know that you get what
you pay for! My fee will
depend on a number of
variables; duration of
performance, number of
performances, type of
performance, amount of
preparation, how good looking
you are, the number of chairs
in the room if it's a
Thursday, you know the usual
stuff. The best answer I can
give is phone me, we can have
a quick chat and I'll tailor
my fee and performance to
suit your exact company
requirements, and work this
to best fit your budget.
Remember I am an experienced
professional and member of
Equity. However my experience
will save you wasting your
time and money elsewhere!
Call;
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Are
you available tonight or
tomorrow? or Are you booked
on (insert your date
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Yes, no, err,
maybe? My diary gets booked
well in advance however due to
cancellations sometimes a date
becomes available at short
notice. Fridays, Saturdays and
Sundays are usually most in
demand but if you have a
specific date for your
corporate event in mind I'd say
calling sooner rather than
waiting is your best
bet.
Call;
07968
756595
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How
long do you perform
for? |
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I tailor my
show to your requirements, call
me to discuss. As a rule of
thumb 45 mins to an hour is
typical, longer is an option.
Shorter? Well like spice, a
little can go a long way! Your
best option is to phone and
talk to me about what you want,
I have a lot of corporate
entertainment experience and
will offer you the best
solution to your events
requirements.
Call; 07968
756595
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Do you
do Company Birthday's,
Company Barbeques, Corporate
Days Out,
etc...? |
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Yes, yes and
yes. I also open shops, launch
products, provide compering
duties, host awards ceremonies
and can even be used to provide
after dinner entertainment.
You're the customer tell me
what corporate entertainment
you
want.
Call:
07968
756595
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How
much swearing is there and
are you suitable for a family
audience? |
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I usually
work clean, but I also offer a
slightly more, ahem, 'adult'
version. Whatever you feel is
most appropriate. I also offer
a joke customisation service to
tailor my comedy to your
company's message, product
range, corporate slogan
etc...
Call; 07968
756595
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Where
are you based and where
do you travel
to?
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I'm based in
Surrey in the UK but like a
fine wine I travel well. I
have performed for corporate
events across Europe, in the
US and all over the UK and I
will travel to wherever your
corporate event is being
held.
Call;
07968 756595 (I
think I see a pattern
emerging!) |
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What
do you do?
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Make people laugh.
How? Well that will depend on
what the circumstances are;
Stand-up comedy,
impressions/impersonations,
lookalike, if you want funny
then I'm 'Mr. Corporate
Comedy'! if you have a
specific requirement in mind
then
please
Call;
07968 756595
(Yes,
it's a
pattern!) |
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Can we
have you for just 5 minutes?
or Can we have you for 2
Weeks or
more? |
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Budgets will
dictate what you can have but
if you're flexible I can be
flexible too. I have
performed for 5 mins up to,
well recently I performed as
Borat for a corporate client
at an expo for 12 hours a
day. This is the exception
but however long you need I
can provide.
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07968
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Are
you 'self contained'? or What
do you
need? |
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I come with
all my own props, suits,
make-up and effects, however
staging maybe required,
lighting too and a PA system
with CD player and a microphone
but all this is depending on
the venue, occassion and size
of
audience.
I can offer equipment
hire with technicians at
very competitive
rates.
Call; 07968
756595
(I think I
need you to
call)
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Can
you perform on an exhibition
stand? In a shop? On a
revolving
platform? |
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Yes I can, and
have. Let me know your venue,
event or corporate do and
I'll advise you how to best
maximise my impact. I can
even write some material
tailored to your exact
corporate event or marketing
message.
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07968
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Can
you help us write funny 'on
message'
material? |
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Yes I can, and
often have.
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07968
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Have
you got a
showreel? |
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Yes I do,
contact me for a copy in a
format of your
choice
Call; 07968
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P.S. If
you still have questions
then just call me and
I'll answer them right
now!
Call;
07968 756595
(yup,
I definitely want you to
call
me!)
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My
Lookalike, Impersonation, Tribute Acts
Available for Corporate, Private and Club
events
Professional,
Full Equity approved
performer
,
comedian
,
actor
, impersonator
, lookalike
and tribute artist
of great comedy characters.
Ali G,
Borat and
Little Britain for
corporate bookings, events or private party
entertainment. If you have a project, event or
marketing message you'd like to book me for
please get in touch:
Call:
07968
756595
Or
Click here to
contact by
email
All original
material © 1997-2008 Stuart Morrison
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