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Stuart Morrison poet and poetry

Poetry

You get up, stub your toe, spill your tea and get egg on your tie. Life is full of annoyances such as these and sometimes we focus on thos little niggles rather than face life's larger challenges.

Other Poems

Simply add talent
Frankenstein
I wish
The News
Jesus slacker


I Wish...

I wish I'd saved a penny for every pound that I've had
I wish I didn't shout at the news like my Dad
I wish I weren't invisible at least for a day
I wish my favourite colour wasn't battleship grey
I wish I had hair that kept itself clean
I wish I could skate like Torvil and Dean
I wish that the postman would sometimes ring twice
I wish that I wasn't so awfully nice
I wish that I could do something that really mattered
I wish that my dreams weren't so easily shattered
I wish my Bank manager wasn't on first name terms
I wish that my toilet wasn't so full of germs
I wish that my jumpers were fluffy and light
I wish that my blacks would stay dark as night
I wish that my bacon were crispy and brown
I wish that my car didn't break down
I wish that my papers were delivered on time
I wish that I wasn't a victim of crime
I wish it were me that people would thank
And my headache would clear from all that I drank
I wish I had style, money and class
Instead of being skint and scratching my arse
I wish I could cook dinner for two
But most of all I wish that you'd say, "I love you"

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