Books & Scripts

My writing started when I was ten years old, mainly jokey stuff and I was paid for my first written gag when I was 18. Since then the gaps between paid jobs has decreased somewhat and now have been writing 'professionally' for more years than I care to mention.

I tend to write absurd, weird, character led comedy. Lots of physical gags, sight gags, and quick fire dialogue. You'll find out though when you give me a job!

Tight deadline? Not a problem. Low budget? Get in touch we'll talk. Big budget? Get in touch we'll talk. A lot.

I'm of a mind that this page will attract no attention whatsoever, not because I doubt my ability but because I don't think people look for writers online.

I would love to be proved wrong and if you are a literary agent and you like what you read and would like to see some more of my writing then call me and I can send you acres of written stuff. Seriously.
Or rather, humourously.

Are you in publishing, an editor looking for content with a humourous slant or for a writer who can make a dry technical subject seem interesting? Get in touch and tell me how many words, what the subject is and when the deadline is and I'll oblige. Fun, humourous, sideways takes on whatever subject you like, just ask me and I'll apply my vast, gargantuan, planet like intellect to the subject matter and make some humble scribblings on that topic.

If you have a media project you think I'd suit and you'd like to hear or see more then there are some samples in the Stuart's Showreel Section I also bring all my other skills, writing, script doctoring and improvisational ability to your project.

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