My Poetry

If you're thinking of the traditional, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..." type of poetry then you may be a little disappointed with my poetry. Mine is a little less traditional, umm and has been described as "punk performance poetry". Which may or may not sum it up, but it is definitely not something I would recite to my mother. She'd wash my mouth out with soap I think. Mum, if you're reading this click here now

I have posted a few samples but the latest and best poems are in the act's show and saved for live audiences.

Some of my poems never leave my writing desk, others make it into the act overnight. If you likey, likey, goody, goody. If not then, well, move along. No refunds!