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My Poetry
If you're thinking of the traditional, "I wandered lonely as a
cloud..." type of poetry then you may be a little disappointed with my poetry. Mine is a
little less traditional, umm and has been described as "punk performance poetry". Which may
or may not sum it up, but it is definitely not something I would recite to my mother. She'd
wash my mouth out with soap I think. Mum, if you're reading this click here now.
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I have posted a few samples but the latest and best poems
are in the act's show and saved for live audiences.
Some of my poems never leave my writing desk, others make
it into the act overnight. If you likey, likey, goody, goody. If not
then, well, move along. No refunds!
The few samples of my poetry here are mainly older poems (I
hope age does not dimish them) but there are a few newer poems too.
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Poems
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Simply add
talent
Frankenstein
I wish
The News
Jesus slacker
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None of them should be taken too seriously, I certainly
don't. Worthiness? Eeuurghhh. That way self indulgence lies and no one
wants to read teenage angst poetry, do you? If you like them great, if
not then please feel free to let me know. Use the form on the right,
thanks.
The "Make Poetry History" slogan featured on the above
image is available from my shop:
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If you would like to talk further about any
sketches, writing or performances you see then click & contact me or subscribe at the top of the page and receive
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