Poetry

I could give you a long winded treatise on why I wrote this poem, however the truth is itr was my response to a comment at a gig.

"£9.99 for your book, nah it's not worth it."

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My work is kind of absurd
I get paid for my words
Although for just 9.99
you can have every word from every line
If you buy a dictionary.